We took America’s favorite news teleprompter and turned it into a board game. The goal is to read the news without laughing. Other players sabotage a mad-libs-style news story, selecting words & phrases like “gyrating” “undiagnosed drip” and “horny cousin” to get the newscaster to break. It’s just a hoot.

I helped design the game, from the game box to the instructions to the Sex Panther timer. I’m a huge fan of board games and Anchorman the movie, so this was an opportunity I couldn’t ignore. And I enjoy being able to say “floppy dingdongs” during a game night without getting weird looks.